It ran around the garden and reared and jumped like a rodeo bull. It banged into the house, rolled around on the ground, and made the horniest noises a moose has ever made.
Coolman and the Secret Assassin (Book 3)
The Moose is a particular character from Book 3 that helps Amanda and Coolman accomplish some spectacular feats. Much more can’t be said at this moment, but let me promise you this: after the war, this famoose guy deserves a cherished place in the moose-eum.