Featuring Ryan Whyte Maloney
Coolman a real badass cop. He finds the criminals and blows ‘em up.
There’s a blue team looking after you. Wee-oooo, wee-oooo.
I always thought I was only a simple cop. Just a lonely man of steel.
Me and Bill come from different places. I’m a cop, and he loves to rob and steal.
Yeah, you know what makes my day? Doughnuts, doughnuts are so great.
Going to the moon. Going to the moon. I am a space cop.
Time! It’s gonna be bad, if we don’t get back in Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock . . .
Yeah, she’s having a ball. And also a stick. Sometimes a hand. A screaming kid.
Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon.
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Grab those aviator sunglasses, style that perm, start the police car, and listen to these songs from the Coolman series. Coolman and his friends are waiting!