Coolman loves weapons. Oh, there are so many to choose from. Hey, there’s a criminal over there, let’s take him down with the… ehm… this one! No, this one! Wait, this one! Oh, damn, now the crook is gone.
Pick a Weapon
by Sam Guydude
feat. Ryan Whyte Maloney
(Released 2023)
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Lyrics for Pick a Weapon by Sam Guydude
VERSE 1 The radio is on, it’s a mighty fine day Driving all around the hood in a silly Chevrolet Up and down the town, just to mess around Yeah, It’s me and my dog and this funky sound Then I see a few crooks in a pretty bad mood Pointing guns, waving knives at a sorry old dude So I push the brake, “It’s your last mistake” Getting out, getting real, getting… Wait. Just wait now Wait. I have to pick a weapon PRE-CHORUS I have a Gatling gun I have a rifle and a nuclear bomb And I just bought a mace A katana and a palisade CHORUS My dragon sword is looking dull My war hammer is way too small I don’t like throwing boring hand grenades I’m pretty tired of my trebuchet I just sold my last iron pikes And I’m too old to play with dynamite Oh damn. Now the crooks are gone I gotta pick a weapon. Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a, pick a, pick a VERSE 2 I head up the road into Beam City West to the rhythm of a rap song beating in my chest This neighborhood is fine, it’s a pretty big climb The only crime here is running out of wine I can guarantee – you want a piece of me? I am the damn police, so you’re a villain of the piece I can see her with a package and she’s running away I can tell you, girl, that’s your last mis…. Wait. Just wait now Wait. I have to pick a weapon PRE-CHORUS I have a quarterstaff I bought a cannon and a double axe A deadly Japanese fan I’m gonna place it on my battering ram CHORUS My TNT has gotten wet I lost my nunchucks on the internet My battleship is burning way too much oil I have no power for my Tesla coil And even though I love my catapult Sometimes I’d rather go and play some golf Oh damn. Now the thief is gone I gotta pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a, pick a, pick a [Instrumental] BRIDGE If you’re dealing drugs, I can drop you with a flip-flop If you’re swindling stocks, I can stop you with a pop-pop-pop Yes, I am a cop, and I really like to chop-chop Need a few moments, gonna have to go shop-shop PRE-CHORUS I have a Gatling gun I have a rifle and a nuclear bomb And I just bought a mace A katana and a palisade CHORUS My dragon sword is looking dull My war hammer is way too small I don’t like throwing boring hand grenades I’m pretty tired of my trebuchet I just sold my last iron pikes And I’m too old to play with dynamite Oh damn. I just shot myself Yeah damn. It really hurts like hell Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon. Pick a weapon Pick a weapon Pick a, pick a, pick a weapon
