If you’re new to the Coolman universe – or if you need an awesome Coolman line to recite somewhere, this is the place to start. Here are some of the iconic moments from the books to soothe your retro craving.
On the sofa, Peter was lying dead. Or rather, two Peters were lying there. He’d been cut in half.
Coolman and the Evil Drug Lord
Bazooka Bill was in prison at Fort Rock. His name implied why. When you shoot bad guys with a bazooka, you sometimes hit the good guys too.
Coolman and the Evil Drug Lord
“What the fuck?” the guy screamed. “Am I getting fucking shot at too? What a freaking day for buying pajamas for my six little sweethearts.”
Coolman and the Pink Invasion
That damn Bazooka Bill, Coolman thought. Things are always so weird around him.
Coolman and the Pink Invasion